Cachazo Team

The Cachazo (don’t know what a cachazo is?). Arfandualo was kind enough to give us a translation.

Well, its an ancient Latin word, if we look in our nearest Dictionary it’d probably say: “Referred to the action of whom may have to refer as an aggressive defensive movement in which the said character shall quickly move the lower part of his arm upwards and stick it to the upper part, then it shall be swinged in a previously chosen direction of desired area in which to hurt the possible attacker”….. Yeah, um… It can also be translated as “To strike with the elbow” or simply as “Meele attack”….

Acglaphotis: I’m the leader of the team, i wasn’t chosen, i shotgunned my way up and got here. I am Sam’s voice in MRIAS.

Tool of Destruction:
Battle Rifle.
Shotgun.
My fist.

CHA0S LM: My right hand he is as good as you can get em with snipers. He has an Halo 3 Xbox (A relic here in our country).

Tool of Destruction:
Sniper Rifle.
Beam rifle.
Anything with a scope on it.

Arfandualo: Uhm… He is the guy who made up our name. If you don’t like it, you can go kill him. He voices Fred in MRIAS. He is not good at halo. And that shall remain forever.

Tool of Destruction:
Assault Rifle.
Anything automatic and with a huge reticle.

Emo Blood: He is the weirdest of team, bar me. He is the second best in the team, he doesn’t own an xbox but plays like he does. He is our official camera-man [not because he is good at it, it's because he sucks less than us] and gives his voice to James in MRIAS.

Tool of Destruction:
Dual SMG’s.
Turrent.
Needler.

Straight shot from arfandualos:

Awarcrot - He is that dude who is like, the most mature of your friends group even if has the same age that you are, well, yes, thats him, he is the third best player in the group, i dare to say that half of the times he kills are grenade kills and the other half were meeles or headshots…. He doesnt have a 360 neither…

Tool of Destruction:
Plasma Grenade.
Spike Grenade.
Frag Grenade.

Dante: He is… an interesting subject, has a dislike for light-filled enviroments, wears a hood when in presence of the sun, and plays halo.

Tool of Destruction:
I have no freaking clue.

Valeria: She is… emo. And a Vampire (no, really. We have lots of witness and victims of her fangs). She also voices kelly from MRIAS.

Tool of Destruction:
Her Fangs.

G-Fusion - This guy is like… That guy everybody likes because he is like a little puppet, but he is kinda slow too, well thats him, he sells marijuana in his basement (Im kidding, or am i?), he has completly lame halo skills, but we all like him, he said to us that he would buy a 360 six months ago… Nothing has happend yet…

Tool of destruction:
Any weapon he has, because he mostly “janitors” people.